I am really into ants.  I have a big huge ant farm above my fire place.  There use to be a mirror there, but I removed it and put my ants up there.  I’d rather look at those busy bugs than my ugly mug.  Some people don’t understand my obsession, but I think metaphorically ants are a lot like humans.  Think about it, a lot people will commute hours to work to make enough money to buy food and support their family.  Ants will commute for hours as well.  Well anyways, they work to hard. So I’m going to make their commute easier and throw them a big picnic.  I don’t want them to feel like thieves when they go to other peoples picnics.  I’m going to get water melon, pizza, caramel apples, and hot dogs with ketchup.  I hope they don’t get stuck.  Anyways, its going to cost me some cash, but my ants are worth it.  They are my babies.
Since this idea, I have been strapped for cash, but my friend says I can get a payday loan and applications take two minutes to fill out.  Heres the link: http://www.PAYDAY-LOANS-IN-WEISER.INFO. No personal info is needed and why spend all day in a bank when you can go get an advance on your check and have money right away.  Thanks to cash advance payday loans - I now have more room to breathe!  Hey its better than borrowing from friends or family.