My husband say we came to Nogales for the work, but I stay for the shopping.  This is always true, but with my kids, it is particularly true.

Last week my daughter Marianitas say, “momma, I want pants like Jennifer Lopez.”  And I say, “Marian, we are not the Puerto Ricans.  We are Mexican, with not so big a cola as Jennifer Lopez.”  But she cry and cry and it was without end.  So I thought of going to the cheapest stores, even the dollar stores, because that is where Jennifer Lopez would buy her clothes I think.

Well, sure enough, the dollar store was where she found the pants that show, how is it say?, the plumber’s crack?  The crack of Dawn?  The valley of the doll’s caca?  The backside cleavage?  The road to nowhere sunny?  The lady parts lane?  I don’t know, but you know what I mean?  I say, Marianitas, no daughter of mine is going to dress like that Jennifer Lopez-puta!  And Hector, my husband, he say “over my dead pinga!”

So then she say, “OK then, we go to Banana Republic.”  Which was a mistake, because the cost of the clothes there were through the sky.  So we buy and buy and buy, but spend so much we have no money left for food, home, car and medicine for the month.  The price of fashion (and not looking like Lopez trash).  So to pay for THOSE things, we went to get fast cash online at Payday Loans in Nogales, www.PAYDAY-LOANS-IN-NOGALES.INFO.  This is where they give you your paycheck early.  You are working, they know that, and they then give you your money before your payday.  If it helps your daughter keep her honor and not look like a Puerto Rican, it is a good thing.