San Diego California Payday Loans www.san-diego-payday-loans.info
Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008So I’m writing this story from a hospital bed in San Diego, California and let me tell you why! The other day, I was walking the streets of downtown San Diego with two of my buddies. We were looking for something fun to do because it was a Saturday night and we were bored as hell. Down the block, we spotted a short hispanic guy walking a donkey. He had a sign hanging from his neck that said “1 Hour Donkey Ride for 1000 dollars.” We thought this would be a fun thing to do, but I quickly realized I didn’t have $1,000. I was pissed.
My friend recommended we get a payday loan by filling out an online application at http://www.san-diego-payday-loans.info . He said that these guys get you cash fast and your credit doesn’t matter! Good for me because my credit sucks.
Anyways, we got the $1,000 we needed and went out looking for the hispanic man. We saw him standing at a street corner and man did I get excited! In fact I got so excited, I screamed “I can’t wait to ride that ASS! That’s the biggest ASS I’ve ever seen! How much for an all night long ass ride!” Unfortunatley for me, I was so focused on the donkey, I failed to see the oversized woman walking about 20 feet ahead of us ( I don’t know how I missed her). Anyways, she must of obviously thought I was referring to her backside and proceeded to walk up and hit me in the face. Yes, the bitch punched me in the FACE! I went out like a light. Next thing I know, I’m waking up in a hospital bed with a black eye and a few stiches. I didn’t get to ride the donkey, but I do have an extra $1,000 thanks to San Diego Payday Loans.


