My parents moved us here to Fontana like 18 years ago from New York.  I was too young at the time to remember, but I’d take New York City any day over this dump.  I can’t believe they thought there was something great at living in a place they call the Inland Empire.

Like, I’m supposed to care about the Auto Club Speedway?  And enjoy the Santa Ana Winds? The Lewis Library?

Whenever I can I get the hell out of dodge.  I have a friend from high school who lives in Venice Beach, in LA, so about once a month I head out there and we go clubbing and meet coastal guys and stuff.  As soon as I get my nurses certification, I’m headed over there for good.  Meanwhile, if I need some cash to go party or buy clothes (hello Melrose!), I get a cash advance from Fontana Payday Loans they offer a no credit check loan, and they don’t ask you many personal questions, i go to  http://www.ezloanlookup.com/paydayloanlookup/uncategorized/fontana-payday-loans/ , which is your next paycheck early so you can grab a good deal when it’s there.  It’s fast cash, money in your checking account in a day.  Sure beats the Mary Vagle Science and Nature Center.