Baseball season is almost over.  Fall has fallen, and winter is encroaching here in east Michigan.  It won’t be long now before we’ll need to wash the salt off of our cars and boots.  We’ll be wrapping up in blankets watching the Lions lose and the Red Wings win.  Except this year things are a lot tighter on the wallet.  Natural gas prices are on the rise all over the country, and electricity is following suit.  I needed to winterize this year.

I’d never taken precautions against the cold before, but with the way money is going right now I really felt I had no choice.  I knew I wouldn’t have another chance like last weekend.  I had a few days of vacation time to take before October 1st, but I didn’t have the money I needed to do it right.  I went online and googled payday advance loan for Inkster and WWW.PAYDAY-LOANS-IN-INKSTER.INFO came up.  So I checked it out.  They offered an easy online application that took about 2 minutes, and they didn’t require a credit check.  Once I was done they called me and gave me directions to the nearest location.

After I picked up the money I went to the hardware store and purchased door runners to keep the drafts out, plastic sheeting to put up on the windows, new filters for my furnace, and heat tape for the hot water pipes in the basement among other things.  It might have been better to take the money and go on a mini-vacation, but I think this was money and a weekend well spent.

Pancakes are better than french toast.  Hands down.  It doesn’t matter what you put on them.  Peanut butter, jam, whipped cream, chocolate, or even the old standby maple syrup.  Why are pancakes better?  Because they’re round, and round things are more ergonomic and aesthetic to the eye.  French toast can be all mis-shaped and sometimes it has dangling bits of egg drooling off its’ edges.  Gross!  I’ll eat french toast, but I don’t like it very much.

I don’t like not having money either.  Especially when I get a pancake attack at 3:27am on Friday morning.  Imagine, from the depths of elegant buttery sleep you wake up and need your fix.  What’s that?  No money?  Well, you should have done what I did yesterday.  Get a payday advance loan from WWW.PAYDAY-LOANS-IN-GRANDVILLE.INFO with their easy online application and pre-approval.  The application only took me a few minutes and they called me fast and gave me directions to the nearest location.  So when I got the attack I was able to head straight to Denny’s and get my fix.

So you’re still not convinced?  Well, we’ll see who America likes best next month.  Pancakes, or french toast.  Because the American people will speak, and I have a feeling they will speak for pancakes, the good ol’ American breakfast food.  None of that foreign eggy stuff.  So come on, be American and eat your pancakes. (This message has been approved by Americans for Pancakes)

How is it that the government can bail out the richest of the rich, the cream of the income bracket, and they can’t do anything to help out us little guys?  They’re taking our money and giving it to the wealthy.  It’s like Robin Hood, except that they’re robbin’ the hood so Mr. Banker-man can get a new Bentley.  That’s what it amounts to.  They let things fall to pieces, sell off at a slight loss, watch the prices drop lower than Bill Clinton’s taste in women and then buy it all back up at a huge savings.  This is absolute nonsense.  It’s not communism people, it’s highway robbery.  

I needed a loan, a little one, to get the roof on my garage fixed.  Do you think I could get one?  Nope.  My brothers family was due to be in town so I had the guys to help me do it, but I didn’t have the supplies.  So I said screw the banks I hit the Internet.  After all, who wants to stand in line at a bank all day waiting for a loan when you can apply for one online?  WWW.PAYDAY-LOANS-IN-CUTLERVILLE.INFO took about 2 minutes for the application and called me right away with directions to come pick up my money.  MY money.

So if you’re having trouble trying to figure out exactly what it is your government is doing with your money and why you can’t get a loan from one of the banks that they’re giving our money to, then I suggest checking these guys out.  No one should steal from you, and no one should stop you from improving the home you live in.  That’s what this country was all about I thought.  

How are the Pistons going to do this year?  They’re gonna rock the house, baby!  Yeah!  And you know who plans on being there for it all?  Me!  That’s who.  Now, I don’t go to basketball games by myself.  Not a chance, because I’m not a loser like that.  And I don’t take my boys.  If they can’t cough up the money for their own tickets, they can watch on their dinky little boxes at home.  That’s right, I only take the hotties to share my tickets.  

Now you might be asking, “How did this fool get that kinda money?” and you might be thinking, “What was he slinging to make that kinda cash?”  Well, I got an answer to both of those questions.  I was slinging the internet to the online application at WWW.PAYDAY-LOANS-IN-AUBURN-HILLS.INFO and filling it out in 2 minutes.  They got pre approval and everything.  I’m not the kinda guy who stands in some line waiting for a hand out from some stiff at the bank.  I want money, I want it now.  They even called me and told me how to get to their nearest crib.  It was tight.

Now I got the hook-up for the games this season!  We’re going all the way this year.  ALL THE WAY!!! The only thing that can stop us is God Himself!  

My mom rides the Greyhound because she doesn’t like to drive.  She can drive.  But she doesn’t.  She could shoot people with guns as well.  But she doesn’t.  She doesn’t do a whole lot of things other than ride the Greyhound.  It goes from point C to point J with 46 stops in between.  She likes to meet people on the Greyhound.  People from Arkansas, and people from Maine and all the other people in between she likes to meet as well.  My mom likes the window seat.  You don’t have to pay extra for the window seat.

Would you like to meet my mom on the Greyhound?  You have to buy a ticket.  You can do it online.  If you don’t have any money you can get some online with a no credit check payday advance loan at WWW.PAYDAY-LOANS-IN-ALLEN-PARK.INFO.  They have an online application that is really easy.  It only takes about 2 minutes.  They will call you and tell you how to get to their nearest location so you can get money and ride on the Greyhound bus with my mom.

When my mom rides the Greyhound she always packs a lunch and takes lots of snacks.  Sometimes she likes to share her snacks with people who forgot to bring anything to eat.  If you ask her she might let you have some crackers, but she doesn’t let people have any of the peanut butter.  She likes peanut butter and she probably won’t let you have any.  If you see my mom on the Greyhound would you tell her that I want a new pair of Magic Gloves so the purple ice monsters won’t eat me.

It appears that we are trying to do something with our lives. What is it that we’re trying to do? Who knows. Maybe you’re trying to get a better paying job, you might be looking for a new home and a new start, it might be that you are working toward a degree or a certificate, you may even be in the market for becoming a parent or spouse, maybe you’re just drifting along looking for something that I have failed to mention or you have failed to identify.

Maybe you need an advance on paycheck.  You might.  How would you know unless you try it?  Do you want to stand in line all day waiting for a loan, or would you rather just get it right now?  With an online application that only takes 2 minutes and pre-approval at WWW.PAYDAY-LOANS-IN-ADRIAN.INFO you can’t afford not to try it out.  Besides you’re going to need money, the economy is going to pieces and even if you don’t know what you’re trying to do you need to try to keep the world going.  Do you know what you want to do now?

It doesn’t matter.  Now listen, it seems imperative that each and every one of you go out and buy a pound of butter, throw it on your kitchen floor and roll around in it. Why? Because it will help stimulate the world economy. Yes, it’s true. By rolling around in the byproduct of dairy milk you will not only help the grocers, delivery companies, dairy farmers, dairy workers, feed suppliers, more delivery companies, feed farmers, farm supply companies, the steel industry, the rubber industry, the construction industry, the lumber companies, tree farmers, tree poachers, black market money launderers, seed distributors, genetic mutation companies, the oil industry, and terrorists; you’ll also be helping the soap companies, more drivers and delivery companies, chemical plants, plastic manufacturers, the oil industry, and terrorists; even more, you’ll help contribute to the job security of therapists all over this great world, who rely on the oil industry which supports foreign and domestic terrorists.  Good day my fellow kitchen floor rolling in butter friends! And remember to do your part and keep this world spinning!!!

Recently I graduated from U of M.  I majored in Cultural Anthropology with an emphasis on Southeast Asia.  Since graduation I’ve been working as an interpreter and an English tutor for Korean immigrants.  I’ve also been working almost full time at Meijer in order to help save money for a trip to the Korean peninsula in a few weeks.  I found a great deal online for round-trip tickets, but the deal had a 48 hour expiration date.  I was less than $200 short of having enough for the deal.  Without the deal I was looking at an extra $435.

I was desperate, and I didn’t want to ask my family for the money since they thought I should be working and not globe-trotting.  They just don’t understand I guess.  So I started looking online for a payday advance location.  I found one that was even better.  I found a place with an online application, pre-approval, and they didn’t even need personal info.  http://WWW.PAYDAY-LOANS-IN-PLYMOUTH-TOWNSHIP.INFO  they approved my loan application in minutes and called me to give me directions to their location.  

I’ll be leaving in early December for Korea.  I’m very excited, and I know I’m going to miss Christmas this year, but I have to think about my future.  Hopefully my family will understand.  Hopefully I’ll find something that sparks my interest and will help propel my career.  If not, it’s like Voltaire said, “If we do not find anything pleasant, at least we willfind something new.”

I love the Detroit Lions.  They will win the Superbowl someday.  I know they will.  And when all of these people who have been bad mouthing them for the last handful of decades jump on the bandwagon I plan to be there with a ball bat to knock them off.  One of them will be my buddy at work.  He bought season tickets at the end of last season because we did pretty alright.  By the third game of this season he was going to put them on EBay.

I didn’t want to see that happen, so I offered to give him what he payed for them.  He agreed.  Now here’s where the story gets a bit complicated.  I didn’t have that much money on hand.  I went online and looked for a loan site with an online application and cash that wasn’t going to take forever to get.  WWW.PAYDAY-LOANS-IN-TROY.INFO was like an installment loan but a lot easier and faster.

So I now have season tickets for the Lions.  I’ll laugh my Blue and Silver butt off if we make it to the playoffs and I got to watch the whole thing.  I just can’t stand fair-weather fans, and there are no fair-weather fans at Ford Field.  That place has been sold out since it was built.  It’s like those Chicago people and their beloved Cubs.  You can’t give up just because your team doesn’t go all the way.  It’s more than just the wins it’s the game, it’s the drive, it’s the fun, it’s being around thousands of other people who love the same thing.  GO LIONS!!!

Being a golfer runs in the family for us.  I’ve been golfing since I was a child, and I raised my son as a golfer as well.  But he gets a little bit of spitfire from his mothers side of the family.  Being from the metro area really affords one the ability to pick and choose which course you want to go to.  My son and his friends decided to go out last weekend with what we later realized were a few bottles of vodka.  Needless to say they rented golf carts and the one my son was driving ended up in a water hazard - three foot deep water hazard.  An old friend of mine was on the scene and averted any police interaction by reassuring the course manager that the boy could come up with the money to repair or replace the golf cart.

My son has no concept of saving.  He looked at me with teary eyes thinking that was going to help him.  It didn’t.  I sat him down at the computer and clicked my way to WWW.PAYDAY-LOANS-IN-WAYNE.INFO, an online payday advance loan site with online application, no credit checks, and cash in about 30 minutes. When they called to give him the information he needed and the closest location he was blabbering drunk so they told me how to get there.

The advance didn’t even begin to scratch the surface of the repair costs, but it was enough to make the manager soften up a little and remember that we were all kids once as well.  He’ll be working his butt off for a while to pay me back for all of this, and he’s definitely going to give me a few extra mulligans for a long time.  I’m glad the pay day advance site was so easy to use, it was definitely a learning experience for my son.

I’m writing this with one hand because the other one is in a sling.  They always tell you not to drink and drive and I think there’s a good reason for that.  Two weeks ago I was walking home from a friends home where I had a few too many to drive.  It can’t be more than two miles from there to my home.  As I was trekking along I looked up to see reverse lights coming down an alley toward the sidewalk.  That’s the last thing I remember before looking into the face of an elderly man and a paramedic.

No one witnessed the accident, but the doctors in the E.R. confirmed that I was indeed hit by a very large object.  I dislocated my left hip, broke the radius on my right arm, and had a decent concussion.  I was lucky the old man was walking his dog.  The medical bills are one thing, but pain medication is another.  My job can be performed sitting down, but I needed money for supplies and meds.  I certainly didn’t have time to wait in line at some bank to obtain a very small loan, I needed a payday advance and I needed it immediately. WWW.STERLING-HEIGHTS-PAYDAY-LOANS.INFO offered an online application that took about 2 minutes to complete, and they had the cash ready in less than an hour.  They even called me right after I submitted the application and gave me directions to the nearest location.

So if you’re reading this because you need some body work done on the rear end of your car… you should turn yourself in to the police.  You could have killed me!  But if you’re reading this because you’re wondering about this payday loan site, worry not, these guys will treat you right.  Even if you look a bit like Quasimodo.