My aunt smells funny. She has some weird body odor that seems to stink up any room she enters. My family decided to have people over for dinner. We invited all of our extended family. It seemed like a million people were over because my mom’s sister has like 18 kids. She gets around. Anyways, my stinky Aunt Gina was there. However, our house was prepared for her stench. My mom bought about 30 of those things that plug into electrical outlets and eliminate odor. It didn’t work. The whole house smelled terrible. People started leaving before the meal was even served because they said they were getting nauseous. My mom got pissed because she cooked so much food and people were leaving early. She decided that she would politely ask Aunt Gina to leave. By politely, she obviously meant in the cruelest way possible. “Gina get the hell out of here you stinky beast! Go take a shower!”

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Anyways, Aunt Gina left and the party began. People must have heard she left because everyone started returning to the party. We sprayed some febreeze everywhere and the smell left pretty quickly. Once the vodka came out, the party got kind of rowdy. My mom’s sister must have thought she was back in the club because she was up on the table dancing like she was trying to impress some guys– even though it was all family. That was kind of weird. Uncle Mike seemed to like it…Aunt Susan wasn’t too happy about that. She slapped him in the face and choked him with a napkin. The party ended when the cops showed up. What a family!

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