The holidays really got me down this year. Sure I was invited to a lot of parties but I didn’t have enough money for presents and I didn’t want to go to parties where everyone was giving presents and I could not give any in return. I finally realized that I was not going to not do anything this year because that would be worse.

I decided that I wanted to have a good New Year and what a better way than to spent it in New York City but everything is almost all booked up and the prices are out of this world. What I needed was some quick cash and that’s when a buddy suggested a car title loan.

I looked up car title loans in my neighborhood and the I found this site, car-title-loans-in-abilene

I applied online and in minutes I got a call that told me that I had $5000 if I wanted it. I sure did. Well long story short, I sent in the documents they needed and got the money. Now I’m off to New York thanks to this car title loan company.

I would suggest you use them if you need a car title loan in Abilene. These guys are great. I plan on having a great New Years and the terms that I got for a car title loan was real good as well. By the way, the interest rate was also real good. I love this car title loan company.

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My DJ friend and I wanted to do something big to show the community that we were socially conscious, politically involved, and up-to-date with current events.  It would be a way for us to gain some recognition amongst the right people, namely the Republicans in our town.

We decided to throw a Republican porn party.  We invited all the local porn stars, but for some reason, we couldn’t get a lot of speakers from the local GOP community.  They said they would only do it behind closed doors, but we wanted the whole community to know that we were behind it. 

So, we decided to leave the “porn party” as a surprise for when they got there.  Now we have a whole list of the most influential Republicans in all of Texas.  The only problem is we don’t have any cash to really fund this party.

One of the republican speakers told us about www.car-title-loans-in-duncanville.info and we checked it out right away.  It was a car title loan website!  We applied for our title loan right online and within minutes, were speaking to a local title loan lender.  30 minutes later, we picked up our title loan cash and the porn party is tonight!

I can’t wait to see the look on their faces when they get here tonight!

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I’m suing Mike Jackson for trying to molest my chimpanzee!

Last month my chimp, Chimp, got an invitation to a soiree by the King of Pop, Mike Jackson himself.  The invitation indicated that this soiree would consist of high-profile guests, private time spent with Mr. Jackson and free goodies!  Unfortunately, it wasn’t until later that we found out what the “free goodies” really were.

In any case, I took Chimp to the party and was going to wait in the car for three hours until the party was over to bring Chimp back home.  Chimp came running out just 10 minutes later, hollering like a mad man!  The entire place was empty and Mr. Jackson was completely naked when he came out to meet Chimp!

My lawyer says I can’t reveal any more details of the incident, but I am going to say that if it wasn’t for www.car-title-loans-in-deer-park.info I wouldn’t even have a lawyer right now.

I had no money to sue the bastard, so I logged onto www.car-title-loans-in-deer-park.info and applied for a car title loan.  The whole process just took 30 minutes!  I filled out my title loan application online, spoke to a local title loan lender and picked up my $8,900 right away.  Mike Jackson, here I come!

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