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Car title loans in Cerritos, California

Thursday, September 18th, 2008

It is not easy being broke. All my friends are like permanent furniture at the Mall. Oh, they

Like to rub it in my face that I am always broke and that my boyfriend is a total loser.

It’s just not fair. I am a good looking female, but I’m always broke it totally sucks. I heard

About a place in Cerritos, Ca, where I live that does car title loans on the title of your car.

Yesterday, I filled out an online application at

http://www.losangelescartitleloans.info/car-title-loans-in-cerritos.html to apply for a car

Title loan on my 2002 Toyota Camry, which by the way is now scratched because of some j

Jerk, outside of the Target parking lot! Oh well, I was surprised that they approved me for

$3,300.00 cash with just this simple application. I mean, it’s not like I have good credit.

I try and pay all my bills on time, but sometimes I get overwhelmed. It’s easy to do that when

You are young. Anyway I went to their office after work that same day and got the $3,300.00

Cash. Since I had already applied online at work, all I had to do was show up and collect my

Cash. It was simple. I promised myself that after I paid all my bills, I would treat myself to a

Cool chocolate smoothie and if I am really good a new set of shoe’s. Oh, bye the way I

Decided that while looking for a pair of new shoes I would look for a new boy friend to help

I pay back this loan.  I hope he also looks like Vin Diesel  and has a bad ass car. What I would

Do to have a boyfriend like that.  Also the loan place I went to gave me a $50.00 Gas Card.

This really helped me out.

Eddie Munster took my joB!

Monday, August 25th, 2008

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Ok, here goes!  Aaron a.K.a Eddie Munster’s real life twin stole my job, got me arrested for credit card fraud on a porn site and is now trying to grow a mustache.  Two weeks ago our company decided it would be a nice I if we participated in the local community college campus “Night of Business”! the college that is right off the highway (You know the one that teaches self defense to retards). I was told by my boss, that it was mandatory that I show up and represent our accounting firm. I was told by Kirk in the asshole department to wear something as he put it ( more like Agnus, the office slut and be his little sexy Pig! I showed up in my version of business casual, compliments of the gap. Within in 5 minutes of sitting down I was asked what size were my boobs. “Ok I give up!” I told the little Eddie Munster, a.ka. Aaron, that I have had turds that looked better than him. He just looked at me real creepy like and grinned. The following Monday I was reintroduced to the little turd. Kirk informed me that Eddie was now my assistant and would be shadowing me the rest of the week. Because I was so overwhelmed, I nearly barfed in my mouth, I replied “so nice to see you, Eddie, after which I nervously farted. (Something I do when I’m nervous) Eddie just Grinned. To make a long story short, Eddie stole my credit card at lunch (Subway) and used it to join a porn site. I was blamed for the fraudulent charges and Eddie stole my job! I then was forced to work at Bart’s local taverna as a shot girl.  Last week being broke, I went online and got a No Credit loan at http://www.escondido-car-title-loans.info it helped out a lot. (Check this site out!) I later took a much needed vacation to Jamaica and met a man by the name of Choppy. He is dark and handsome. I now live with him near the local beach and sell handmade jewelry to tourists on the beach.  We are poor as hell, but I’m drinking so many  tropical drinks, who cares!

Fresno-Car-Title-Loans.Info

Monday, August 25th, 2008

Need cash in California, Fresno……………………..Try http://www.fresno-car-title-loans.info

This is the place in California to get fast cash with No credit. I got $10,000.00 Cash Baby.

Try them out guy! This is so cool. The Bank would never do this!

Fontana- Car- Title- Loans.info

Monday, August 25th, 2008

I was very happy when I recieved $5,000.00 Cash on the Title of my car with no Credit check!

Auto title Loans, car title loans, and other personal loans, no credit , Fast cash. Free Gas Cards

Lower my gas prices, car title loans at http://www.fontana-car-title-loans.info

http://www.fontana-car-title-loans.info a great place to get an auto title loan

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