A seagull pecked my friend’s eye out!

I went to the Wheeler Lake beach last week with my friend Benny.  We were having a good old time.  We were throwing around a Frisbee and before we knew it, we had started a food fight.  Well I don’t have the best aim - right when our food fight was winding down, I chucked a piece of raspberry pie at Benny and most of it landed right in his eye.

Then, the most ridiculous thing happened.  A crazy, hungry seagull came down and pecked him in his eye – pretty much destroying his entire eyeball.

I felt so bad that after the surgeries, I wanted to make him (and myself) feel better.  I wanted to make it up to him somehow, but didn’t have any cash saved up.  So, I went on www.car-title-loans-in-decatur.info and grabbed a fast loan.  The whole process took me an hour because I finished my auto title loan application online in just 10 seconds and after speaking with a title loan lender, picked up my cash in 30 minutes!

With the money, I bought him a new Frisbee with gold inlay and a pair of fancy eye patches.  If you need money, check these guys out.

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It’s been ten days since I’ve seen my parents!

They just didn’t come home from work one day last week.  I really don’t understand what could be the trouble.  They did always tell me, “Honey, if we don’t come home from work one day don’t worry and DON’T call the cops.  Okay sweety?”

I haven’t called the cops but what if they were parent-napped?  What if they were eaten alive by wolves or something?  It just makes no sense at all.

I’m really tired of waiting for them.  They have always been a little strange about this whole leaving thing.  I can’t expect them to explain it all to me but I wish I had some more answers.

Better yet, I wish I had some money!  The day before they disappeared my dad sent me a text message that read www.car-title-loans-in-cullman.info .  I wasn’t sure what to make of it but yesterday I finally went to the site.  It was an auto title loan service!

I filled out the auto title loan online in just minutes and picked up in just 30 minutes.  I got $5,000 from my auto title loan – that’s enough to last me another few months.  So long, mom and dad!

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I like to make things people can use.  I was recently drinking some kool aide and I thought to myself, “I could make something like this!”

I immediately got to work in the lab.  First I tried to start with a latex paint base and strain the color out of it using a number of different substances.  After some hours of relentless mixing.  I found that latex paint was not going to yield a consumable liquid.

So I tried water.  I of course had to distill the water first and I prepared my gas bunsin burner to do so.  I had the burner lit and I was ready to heat the water when I bumped the burner and it felt and pointed towards the nozzle of a propane tank.  I dove behind a metal cabinet I had and the tank exploded.  Close call but my mini lab was ruined.

I needed to make this kool aide quick so I hopped onto www.car-title-loans-in-tillmans-corner.info  and applied for my online title loan fast.  I got a call from the title loan lender within minutes and picked up my $6,000 in auto title loan cash in just 39 minutes.

I got my lab all fixed up and ready to go – kool aide, here I come!

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